worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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