i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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