# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
time to smoke my breakfast
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
dude. I can hear the air.
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