Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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