woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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