She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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