So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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