I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Randomize
