My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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