gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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