what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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