how can u be prego again
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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