can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
i think im in europe. pls send help
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