brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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