Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
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I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
His nipple licking is glorious
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