Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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