That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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