they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Randomize
