week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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