It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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