People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
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