? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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