was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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