Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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