Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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