we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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