O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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