fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Randomize
