And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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