haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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