Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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