So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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