The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
At least life still wants to fuck me.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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