Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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