Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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