Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Floor bacon is actually really good
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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