But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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