Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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