I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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