So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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