wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
