i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
