White coat. Heels.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
