There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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