I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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