I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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