i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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