left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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