The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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