Sry I called you an 8
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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